The Vacation

Amy and K'Leena left for Bryce today.

Be gone a week.

"While Amy is on vacation;

I am on vacation," I announce.

"You guys plan to fix your own meals."

I was totally surprised when DeRay

said that dinner was ready.

I could see only one pan on the stove.

"What is it?"

"BLT's. The bacon is right here."

All we had to do was

slice the tomatoes

chop the lettuce

cut the bread

find the butter and mayo

and put our sandwiches together.

Impressive, DeRay!

Why aren't women more like men?

Oh, yes, and do the dishes.
(He's watching TV.)