More deliveries for the buck . . ..

When we bought our new stove from RCWilley in January,

we had to pay a $50 delivery fee;

BUT 

that would include deliveries all year.

Yaw.

 Lo and behold,

in March we frantically needed a new washing machine.

Then, most urgent of all, a motorized reclining lift chair.

Now, who wouldn't want this monstrosity in a family room?

  It works.

DeRay has lost five pounds since he got it

and watched ever so much more TV,

even facing tax deadlines.

 Once he let Eddy sit in it.

DeRay and Eddy each get new office chairs.

I don't know why they can't sit on a ball.

Ed has had five new chairs while I've been sitting on the same ball for ten years.

Just pump it up once in awhile.

And I don't need no huge RCWilley truck to deliver it.

But it's FREE DELIVERY for one year.

Who says DeRay doesn't get his money's worth?

Amy claims we're the only people she knows

who downgrade instead of upgrade.

We had a smooth-top stove;

we dumped it and bought a gas stove

that has to be cleaned around each burner.

We had a front-loading washing machine;

we bought a top-loader.

We threw away a couch that seats four

with two recliners

and bought a chair for one.