Multi-tasking

I can massage my head;

while rotating my ankles

40 times in one direction,

then 40 times in the other;

breathe long slow breaths;

and think about fixin'

ham, hashbrowns, and eggs,
with relish from Mama's recipe,

for breakfast.
Oh yes, and orange juice.
Four things at the same time.

Not bad for an 80-year-old, eh?

Then I throw up;

but that's another story.