Seventy-Nine

Too many of my birthday cards had to do with wrinkles and growing old and funny.

 “This could be the year you start blurting out your ailments to total strangers.”

"One down, one to go.”

“Let’s blame our wrinkles on too much time in the tub!”

Yeah.

Whatever are they talking about?

It set me thinking about how

Usually skinny people get more wrinkles as they get older;

Fat people tend to have smooth soft skin.

I’m different.

I’m fat and have wrinkles.

Is that fair?
Some slender people don't have wrinkles
so I guess
it equalizes.